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Wade’s 101: Haiku retrospective 54

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  1. the line between fear and paranoia
    A phobia here,
    a conspiracy there, it
    all adds up to squat.
  2. the majority leecher
    A toady who does
    it all for those in power,
    lickspittle for life.
  3. everyday hustle
    We all out here with
    our game faces on, ready
    to make that paper.
  4. time of the prepper
    A cellar fully
    stocked with canned goods, candles and
    assorted ammo.
  5. the tips, not the protesters
    Lots of bystanders
    have tips for protesters, most
    of them horrible.
  6. rise of the sidewalk cafes
    Bistros and hot dog
    joints claim limited spaces
    for al fresco feasts.
  7. tangible gratitude
    Marbles in a jar,
    scribbles on slips of paper,
    lines in a Word doc.
  8. facial security blanket
    The mask made him feel
    only a little safer
    in an unsafe world.
  9. cans of lysol in the carport
    She took grocery
    deliveries at the side
    door and sprayed them down.
  10. salt strife
    Waves mindlessly lap
    the shore, as tourists make the
    most of a crap year.
  11. all summer in a season
    Let the festival
    of sweaty tees and violent
    thunderstorms commence!
  12. the spare minutes
    Time to breathe deeply,
    to compose a love note, to
    gaze in bright wonder.
  13. covering while uncovered
    Modern media
    fired upon by police,
    targets of ire.
  14. any sports is better than no sports
    Empty stands, no one
    hawking $7 cups
    of beer. Players … play.
  15. the looting of america
    From the corner stores,
    but especially from the
    swank corporate board rooms.
  16. on the plaza in the early evening
    She hobbled by with
    a friendly greeting and a
    bare foot in pain.
  17. just another pandemic in america
    How casually
    we conduct our business while
    the virus rages.
  18. social undistancing
    Despite our caution,
    it’s good to see people once
    more. We need contact.
  19. furloughed and frustrated
    Everyone needs a
    job yesterday. The rent’s past
    due, the kids need shoes.
  20. the fun police
    The mere suspicion
    that someone somewhere feels such
    unauthorized joy.
  21. the floor is lava
    The floor is lava.
    As is everything else. Yeah,
    the world’s on fire.
  22. this is just to haiku
    I ate the icebox
    plums saved for breakfast forgive
    me so sweet so cold
  23. can’t have pets
    Allergic not to
    dander or fur but to un-
    conditional love.
  24. the vocal minority
    They took their pouty
    entitlements and their hurt
    feelings and raged on.
  25. 7/4 3/5
    A declaration
    of freedom for some, leaving
    all others behind.
  26. the opposite of schadenfreude
    That pang of envy
    when someone, anyone marks
    a great achievement.
  27. under wraps
    Look, I get it. You’re
    frustrated by the whole mask
    dilemma. Wear it.
  28. cause and effect and effect and effect
    The numbers climb. The
    hospitals struggle. The world
    trudges on weakly.
  29. love in the time of corona
    Will COVID Cupid
    find coronavixen who
    takes my breath away?
  30. regret neutrality
    It isn’t enough
    to not be racist, but to
    be anti-racist.
  31. the launch
    The developers
    lock in the code. Fans look on.
    All systems are go.
  32. protection not persecution
    What does it look like
    when a society re-
    thinks its policing?
  33. representation matters
    I want to see those
    who look like me and those who
    have yet to be seen.
  34. jeremy bearimy, baby
    This 2020
    has been a hellscape of at
    least 35 months.
  35. moments of glee
    Profound joy sneaks in
    between the bouts of anger
    and pure depression.
  36. be now
    This is the now. This
    is the moment we are in.
    Now this is the now.
  37. a devious undeviating satire
    Comedic grace: She
    takes his words and makes them her
    own, makes him her own.
  38. mom and pop sore
    The anxiety
    of watching your dream wither
    away to nothing.
  39. the pandemic p&l statement
    How do we pay rent?
    Pay employees? Stay open?
    Live to fight again?
  40. the disquieting fear
    Burrowed deeply in
    our brains, driving us to run
    from all the known threats.
  41. the empathy spectrum
    Sacrifice for all
    others vs. in it for
    only me me me.
  42. browser breaking point
    Click. Save. Read later.
    Click. Save. Check out later. Click.
    Click. Too many tabs!
  43. that homeostatic feeling
    Even constant pain
    becomes background noise in a
    body on the move.
  44. booted from the swanky italian restaurant
    He played with gusto
    to the sun-soaked parking lot
    amidst the Audis.
  45. project pandemic pick-me-up
    Business is down. Why
    not renovate the inside
    before shoppers return?
  46. surrounded by patients zero
    Every cough suspect,
    every forehead possibly
    ablaze, bugs abound.
  47. we jazz july
    Another blazing
    tornado-dodging virus-
    ravaging summer.
  48. maskholes
    They threw little snits
    at each store asking them to
    wear face coverings.
  49. the strivers
    Striving to be loved.
    Striving to be accepted.
    For equality.
  50. only one shot a year
    They decided to
    postpone the event and pray
    they’d come back next year.
  51. hang on to the summer
    Ice cream cones and long
    drives, starry nights and fire-
    flies, storms and breezes.
  52. first will and testament
    Let’s hope that courage
    is contagious and that our
    leaders aren’t immune.
  53. back-to-school shopping 2020
    Bulletproof backpack,
    face mask, hand sanitizer,
    tiny body bags.
  54. school of hardest knocks
    This fall, send the kids
    back to school in person and
    let God sort ’em out.
  55. other people’s impatience
    Some of us are born
    to wait and wait, while others
    make waiting painful.
  56. a totally chill pandemic
    Neighbors having big
    parties, coworkers touching
    all the coffee cups.
  57. cities under siege
    Protesters marching
    peacefully and lawfully.
    Shock troops on the way
  58. let freedom ring
    Climate deniers,
    school shooters, killer cops. This
    is America.
  59. an unmissed connection
    Deep empathy brings
    hope to the forlorn, the love-
    less, the also rans.
  60. reliable sources
    Experts and mainstream
    media, but also your
    high school dropout aunt.
  61. the emotional roller coaster
    Why do the tears come
    so readily? Before, I
    was a stoic man.
  62. down with democracies
    Disinformation
    arrives in harmless tweets and
    brash targeted ads.
  63. spiral unspiral
    Neutral leads to sad-
    ness leads to shame leads to wor-
    ry leads to calmness.
  64. how we decide
    Rational does not
    mean selfless or detached from
    any emotion.
  65. no good choices, back-to-school edition
    Set them in front of
    a screen, or set them loose in
    a germy classroom.
  66. an alabama loophole
    Schools practice social
    distancing for teachers, kids
    (except for football).
  67. radical monarchs
    Shy caterpillars
    transform into cool pillars
    of social justice.
  68. in search of
    We look for humor
    in dark places and comfort
    in strange bedfellows.
  69. america’s national pastime*
    The crack of the bat,
    the roar of an empty sta-
    dium in strange times.
  70. virtual fans
    They yell, they cheer, they
    boo. But then, no drunken brawls
    or doing the wave.
  71. lessons in world geography
    The other countries
    did it right in beating the
    pandemic. We balked.
  72. a natural enmity
    People are good. But
    that one guy definitely
    is out to get me.
  73. pandemic plan zero
    We’ve tried absolute-
    ly nothing, and yet the num-
    bers keep going up.
  74. poems to the wind
    Freestylin’ verses
    to the masses with brains and
    social media.
  75. the zoom cocktail hour
    A bevy of drinks,
    a so-so wifi signal,
    a lot of crosstalk.
  76. amoral adversary
    The virus doesn’t
    punish bad behavior or
    reward good. It just is.
  77. chaotic neutral
    Alignment is not
    only good and evil but
    also the method.
  78. what does a family look like?
    Are they blood ties or
    select friends and lovers? The
    mind and heart see all.
  79. the trouble with first drafts
    Balancing speedy
    writing with a nagging need
    to edit right then.
  80. try someone else
    On the street and at
    the crossroads, they beg. The re-
    ply is always no.
  81. on brand
    He positioned the
    camera just so, making sure
    his fans saw it all.
  82. cupid’s victim
    A young girl mused on
    her infatuation with
    bright eyes, aching heart.
  83. ’90s jukebox
    The melodies and
    riffs take me back to my young-
    er, more hopeful self.
  84. aa scheme
    A real poem should
    rhyme. Which is why this is a
    real poem this time.
  85. popsicle sticks and glitter
    She carefully plans
    the art projects so her girls
    can dream, make messes.
  86. the road to the white house
    Hearts and minds up for
    grabs as we squabble over
    fault in the margins.
  87. bugaboo
    It seems risky to
    re-open society
    as the virus roams.
  88. the law of diminishing fucks
    The moment we step
    out to embrace our feelings
    no matter the risk.
  89. surrender to the storm
    Each hurricane brought
    fewer relief trucks in the
    nation’s new climate.
  90. essential workers, inessential wages
    We prize work, but
    not equally, not fully.
    Our values must change.
  91. casualties of indifference
    The suffering has
    no meaning. The dreams and lives
    lost were for nothing.
  92. built-in bruising
    We react without
    thinking. The suffering is
    truly optional.
  93. eat dessert first
    Such is a nation
    that manages its sweet tooth
    better than its health.
  94. a foreign notion
    When will we stop the
    white domestic terrorists
    who hide in plain sight?
  95. declaration of dependence
    I told her this year.
    I haven’t thought about lost
    love in a long time.
  96. take this job and inhabit it
    Work is everything:
    self worth, time suck, lame hangout,
    comparison stick.
  97. four-wheel money machine
    It’s tough to work when
    other drivers treat your car
    like a piñata.
  98. awash with sensations
    She tracked her feelings
    as they racked her body in
    tumultuous waves.
  99. she brought in a gun
    She brought in a gun,
    and everyone in the whole
    restaurant just froze.
  100. unnoticed rituals
    Actions designed not
    to make the time pass but to
    ease anxiety.
  101. dread of the drops
    The falling rain brought
    on the worries big and small,
    not soothing comfort.

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