Wade’s weekly Twitter log for 2011-05-22

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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Monday, May 16

  • #DailyBlogTip Headlines readers hate: vague, misleading, clunky, erroneous and inept. #
  • Write more good: Users spend only 15-20 seconds on webpage: http://on.mash.to/mTwy63 (via @hannah_mcdaniel @kionsanders) #
  • Almost impossible to buy liquid soap that isn’t anti-bacterial. You’re welcome, supergerms that will eventually kill us. #
  • How @clintdeshazo started Alabama’s Lost Birthdays following the tornadoes: http://bit.ly/jWg0kl #
  • “Thor” would’ve been 10 times better backwards: Boring wimpy ruler transforms into daring, brash, fun-loving warrior. #
  • Alternate future reality: President Trump heads to safety of gold-plated bunker while nuclear missiles melt the world. #
  • Sign up for my Bham Blogging Academy newsletter. Helpful info on blogging, social media, more: http://itswa.de/bba-signup #
  • Tonight, “Freedom Riders” doc, part of “American Experience” on @APTV at 8 p.m.: http://bit.ly/jKSWhd #bham #
  • RT @AlabamaPolitics: BREAKING: Longtime Auburn trustee Bobby Lowder withdraws from consideration for new term on board. #

Tuesday, May 17

Wednesday, May 18

  • #DailyBlogTip Register for blog directories. Even niche sites can benefit from being listed on free directories. #
  • Oprah gives a Kardashian to each audience member. #oprahfinale #
  • Oprah tearfully admits she never learned to read; Oprah’s Book Club converted to fetish group. #oprahfinale #
  • Gayle leaves Oprah at the altar. #oprahfinale #
  • Just laughs heartily for an hour, counting her money. #oprahfinale #
  • In a controversial move, castrates Dr. Phil. #oprahfinale #
  • Finally rolls out “The Color Purple” for Xbox, PlayStation 3 and Wii. #oprahfinale #
  • Bodies of audience members found everywhere, empty Kool-Aid cups nearby. #oprahfinale #
  • Full frontal nudity. #oprahfinale #
  • Punches every last Chicago Cubs player in the kidneys. #oprahfinale #
  • Finds a way to connect meaningfully with women viewers through blah blah blah yakety yak yak. #oprahfinale #
  • Pops one more round into Osama bin Laden “cuz that’s the Chicago way.” #oprahfinale #
  • Ascends into heaven, promising second coming on cable. #oprahfinale #
  • #ALsocme business and maybe lunch. (@ Urban Standard) http://4sq.com/leHP4d #
  • Proud of my pal @ealshafei, No. 83 on Fast Company’s 100 Most Creative People in Business 2011: http://bit.ly/if7kjy #
  • Tornado stories / and photos and videos, / that is our world now. #haikuhumpday #

Thursday, May 19

Friday, May 20

Saturday, May 21

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